Today’s daily award for keeping me occupied on the train goes to a girl in a blue Gucci coat. I spent the entire 6 minutes of my train journey to work this morning STARING with my mouth wide open. This time it had nothing to do with a mascara. It was all about the eyeliner. Liquid eyeliner in particular.
She managed to draw perfect lines on both of her eyelids while the train was moving and shaking and …. doing all that trains do.
I can’t draw a straight line with an eyeliner standing still on the ground without making myself look like a panda.