This, can you believe it, is the interior of one of one of the new Singapore Airlines Airbus A380 planes, launched this week.

The Mile High Club reference? Well, no matter how appealing the bed, in a private suite, might be, Singapore Airlines has requested that occupants don’t engage in any sexual activity. The reason: the suites aren’t soundproofed, and the airline doesn’t want fellow-passengers embarrassed by any sounds unsuited to flying.